Merry Christmas and Happy New Year !!!
Jokes are from my friend’s e-mail.
Man comes home , finds his wife with his friend in bed .
He shoots his friend and kills him.
Wife says “If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends”
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A small Boy wrote to Santa Claus,” send me a brother”
Santa wrote back,” SEND ME YOUR MOTHER”
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Husband asks , “Do u know the meaning of WIFE?
Without Information Fighting Everytime (Every time)
Wife replies,” No, It means ,With Idiot For Ever !!!”
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What’s the difference between stress, tension and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant,
and Panic is when both are pregnant .
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Teacher: Do you know the importance of a period?
Kid: Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one,
my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack & our driver ran away.