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A couple who had been married for 20 years experienced a rough patch in their relationship, so they went to consult a psychologist. He asked them what was wrong.

The wife began to complain about her husband’s flaws. Suddenly, the psychologist stood up and hugged and passionately kissed the wife. She was speechless and dumbfounded.

The man turned his head and said to her husband: This is what your wife needs, at least 3 times a week, can you do it?

The husband thought for a while and said: Well, I can drive her here on Monday and Wednesday, but I have to fish on Friday.

笑话

结婚20年的夫妻遭遇感情危机,前去咨询心理专家。

专家问他们哪里出了问题?

妻子便开始不停地数落丈夫的不是。

专家站起身,向那位妻子狂热地拥抱、亲吻。她顿时哑口无言,目瞪口呆。

专家转头对丈夫说:这就是你妻子需要的,每周至少3次,你能做到吗?

丈夫考虑了一会儿,说:嗯,星期一和星期三我可以开车送她来,但是星期五我得钓鱼。

 

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