This joke is from my friend’s email.
HE GAVE HER THE BIGGEST KISS IN 40 YEARS!
John and Esther are flying to Australia for a 2-week vacation to celebrate their 50th vacation
Suddenly, over the public address system, the Captain announces,
“Ladies and gentlemen, I’m afraid I have very bad news… Our engines have ceased functioning and we will attempt an emergency landing. Luckily, I see an uncharted island below us and we should be able to land on the beach. However, the odds are that we may never be rescued and will have to live on the island for the rest of our lives!”
Thanks to the skill of the flight crew, the plane lands safely on the island and there are no injuries.
An hour later John turns to his wife and asks, “Esther, did we pay our VISA and Master Card bills yet?”
“No, sweetheart,” she responds.
John, still shaken from the crash landing, then asks, “Esther, did we pay our American Express card yet?”
“Oh, no! I’m sorry. I forgot to send the check,” she says.
“One last thing, Esther. Did you remember to send the estimated earnings check to the IRS this quarter?” he asks.
“Oh, forgive me, John,”begged Esther. “I didn’t send that one, either.”
John grabs her and gives her the biggest kiss in 40 years.
Esther pulls away and asks him, “What was that for?”
John answers,”They’ll find us!”
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