Man! (joke)

Tell Me More is spreading the laughter this summer.
The joke is from my friend’s e-mail.
Two Ladies Talking in Heaven

1st woman: Hi! Wanda.

2nd woman: Hi! Julie, how did you die?

1st woman: I froze to death.

2nd woman: How horrible!

1st woman: It wasn’t so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold,

I began to get warm & sleepy and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?

2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my

husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act.

But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.

1st woman: So, what happened?

2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere

that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic

and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every

closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere,

and finally, I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.

1st woman: Too bad you didn’t look in the freezer — we’d both still be alive.


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