Have a joyous weekend and don’t forget to laugh.
I know 10 facts about you:
Fact 1: You are reading this.
Fact 2: You can’t say the letter ‘m’ without touching your lips.
Fact 3: You just tried it.
Fact 4: You’re smiling.
Fact 6: You’re smiling or laughing again.
Fact 7: You didn’t notice I missed fact 5.
Fact 8: You just checked it.
Fact 9: You’re smiling again.
Fact 10: You like this and you’re going to rate or comment. 🙂
Police: Where do u live?
Me: With my parents.
Police: Where do your parents live?
Me: With Me.
Police: Where do you all live?
Police: Where is your house?
Me: Next to my neighbors house.
Police: Where is your neighbors house?
Me: You won’t believe me if I tell you.
Police: Tell Me!
Me: Next to my house.
3 drunk guys enterd a taxi. The taxi driver knew that they were drunk so he started the engine & turned it off again. Then said, “We have reached your destination”. The 1st guy gave him money & the 2nd guy said “Thank you”. The 3rd guy slapped the driver. The driver was shocked thinking the3rd drunk knew what he did. But then he asked “What was that for?”. The 3rd guy replied, “Control your speed next time, you nearly killed us!”
Cop: “Did you kill this man?”
Me: “No, a bullet killed him. Bullets are made of lead, which comes from the ground. The ground is part of nature. He died of natural causes. Case closed.”
Three fathers are talking about their sons.
The first father says, “my sons a successful doctor. He’s so rich, he just bought his best friend a Lamborghini”.
The second father said, “my sons a successful hedge fund manager. He’s so rich, he just bought his best friend a yacht”.
The third father says, “my sons the CEO of a big company. He’s so rich he just bought his best friend a castle”.
Right then, a fourth father walks in and asks what they’re talking about. The other three fathers say, “we’re talking about our successful sons, what does yours do?”
The fouth father says, “well my sons a gay stripper.” The other three fathers say, “oh wow, you must be really disappointed.” The fourth father replies with, “well not really, he’s doing really well. His three boyfriends just bought him a Lamborghini, a yacht, and a castle.”