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Friends, Unity and a Team

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Everyone needs to have two such friends in their lifetime:
When he is in trouble, you hold on;
When you are in trouble, he does the same to you.
Having a life without fear is terrific!
That’s a friend! That’s unity! That’s a team!
(Unity is the strength… when there are teamwork and collaboration, wonderful things can be achieved. )
I wish to be one of your two friends.

 

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The original text is in Chinese. Here is the link-http://moneyaaa.com/14462/.

Jokes

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Merry Christmas and Happy New Year !!!

Jokes are from my friend’s e-mail.

Man comes home , finds his wife with his friend in bed .

He shoots his friend and kills him.

Wife says “If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends”

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A small Boy wrote to Santa Claus,” send me a brother”

Santa wrote back,” SEND ME YOUR MOTHER”

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Husband asks , “Do u know the meaning of WIFE?

Without Information Fighting Everytime (Every time)

Wife replies,” No, It means ,With Idiot For Ever !!!”

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What’s the difference between stress, tension and panic?

Stress is when wife is pregnant,

Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant,

and Panic is when both are pregnant .

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Teacher: Do you know the importance of a period?

Kid: Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one,

my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack & our driver ran away.

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