Merry Christmas and Happy New Year !!!

Jokes are from my friend’s e-mail.

Man comes home , finds his wife with his friend in bed .

He shoots his friend and kills him.

Wife says “If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends”

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A small Boy wrote to Santa Claus,” send me a brother”

Santa wrote back,” SEND ME YOUR MOTHER”

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Husband asks , “Do u know the meaning of WIFE?

Without Information Fighting Everytime (Every time)

Wife replies,” No, It means ,With Idiot For Ever !!!”

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What’s the difference between stress, tension and panic?

Stress is when wife is pregnant,

Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant,

and Panic is when both are pregnant .

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Teacher: Do you know the importance of a period?

Kid: Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one,

my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack & our driver ran away.