Joy


joy(Andre Furtado)

 

The above beautiful image is from Andre Furtado.

“If you carry joy in your heart, you can heal any moment.”

Carlos Santana

Former French President Francois Goda has always been known for his “quick wit and tact.”

One day a British lady asked him, “Are French women more attractive than women from other countries?”

“Of course,” said Goda without hesitation, “Because a woman in Paris is as beautiful as a rose at twenty, as charming as a love song at thirty, and even more perfect at forty.”

“And after forty?” asked the English lady.

President Goda smiled and said, “You know, Ma ‘am, a Parisian woman, no matter how old she is, never looks more than forty!”

In the early years of the Republic of China, Mr. Gu Weijun served as China’s minister to the United States. Once he went to an international ball in Washington; At that time, a Miss America was dancing with him. Suddenly, Miss America asked Gu, “Excuse me, do you like Miss China or Miss America?”

Gu Weijun answered with a smile, “Whoever likes me, I like her!”

This ingenious answer, polite and respectful, does not create the dilemma of “caring for one or losing the other.” What a master!

A handsome young man from America was staying in a holiday hotel. But he stumbled on the wrong way and walked into an old lady’s room without knocking on the door.

‘I’m sorry, I’m sorry! I must be in the wrong room! ‘said the handsome young man apologetically.

“That’s not necessarily true!” The old lady said with a smile, “It’s just forty years late!”

“如果您内心充满欢乐,,你可以随时疗愈。”

           卡洛斯桑塔纳

法国前总统戈达,一向是以「急智、机智」出名。
某天,一位英国太太问他:「法国女人是不是真的比其他国家的女人更迷人?」
戈达毫不犹豫地说:「那当然啰!因为巴黎的女人二十岁时,美如玫瑰; 三十岁时,也像情歌一样迷人;而四十岁时,就更完美了。」
那位英国太太又问:「那么四十岁以后呢?」
戈达总统微笑地说:「太太,妳知道吗,一个巴黎女人,不论她几岁,看起来都不会超过四十岁啊!」


顾维钧先生在民国初年,出任我国驻美公使。有一次,他参加华盛顿的国际性舞会;当时,一位美国小姐和他一起跳舞,忽然间,那美国小姐问顾维钧:「请问,您喜欢中国小姐,还是喜欢美国小姐?」
顾维钧面带笑容地回答说:「凡是喜欢我的,我都喜欢她!」
这一妙答,既礼貌又敬人,也不会造成「顾此失彼」的窘境,真是个高手呀!


有一个英俊的美国青年,住在一家渡假旅馆中,但是他迷迷糊糊地走错了,未敲门,就走进一位老太太的房间。
「对不起,对不起!我一定是走错房间了!」这英俊青年抱歉地说。
「那倒也不一定!」老太太微笑地说;「只不过是迟了四十年而已啦!」

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