Have a Laugh


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Tell Me More is spreading the laughter this summer.

Jokes were from my friend’s e-mail.

Q: What three things are common between the sun and woman’s underwear?
A: Both are hot, both look better while going down and both disappear at night.
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Q: Why do men ask for a woman’s hand in marriage?
A: Because they are tired of using their own.
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Q: What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction
A: A teabag.
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Qualities to be a perfect wife:
Beautiful
Responsible
Energetic
Adorable
Sweet
Truthful
Self-Organized.
In short, she must have good
B.R.E.A.S.T. S
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Q: What’s the difference between biology and sociology?
A: When the baby looks like his dad, then it is biology.When the baby looks like the neighbor, then it is Sociology.
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Doctor: You look so weak & exhausted. Are you having 3 meals a day as I have advised?
Lady: Doctor, I thought you had said 3 males a day.
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Girl friend & boy friend go for a movie. In the dark, a mosquito enters the girl’s skirt.

Guess where it would have bitten?
The boy’s hand.
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Tarzan and the animals went to the river to take a bath, Tarzan removed his clothes. All the animals laughed.
Tarzan asked ‘Why ‘?

The animals told him……… ..’Your tail is in the front’

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Wife: I wish I was a newspaper, so I’d be in your hands all day.
Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper, so I could have a new one everyday.
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Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping pills…
Wife: When must I give them to him?
Doctor: They are for you!
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Wife: I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are.
Husband: You should have known it the minute I asked you to marry me.
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Husband: Today is Sunday and I have to enjoy it. So I bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: Why three?
Husband: For you and your parents….
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Why is a bachelor skinny and a married man fat?
-The Bachelor comes home, takes one look at what’s in the refrigerator, and goes to bed.
-The Married man comes home, takes one look at what’s in the bed and goes to refrigerator!

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